Vidrotlan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, omniscient horse.

Vidrotlan created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vidrotlan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vidrotlan, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vidrotlan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Vidrotlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.