Tiggannil is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful narwhal.

Tiggannil created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Tiggannil, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tiggannil, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tiggannil's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tiggannil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Tiggannil loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about cell theory.