Mobbomlennablik is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonest wyrm.

Mobbomlennablik created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobbomlennablik, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mobbomlennablik, he will not care.

Mobbomlennablik's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mobbomlennablik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear orange rings.

3. Always obey Mobbomlennablik's priests.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.