Tafmonlambadbitlib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak centipede.

Tafmonlambadbitlib created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafmonlambadbitlib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tafmonlambadbitlib, he will not invite you to parties.

Tafmonlambadbitlib's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tafmonlambadbitlib's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never feed nuts to porpoises while wearing turquoise ear rings.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Never think about asteroids.