Pagyartfunsad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, omniscient crocodile.

Pagyartfunsad created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagyartfunsad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pagyartfunsad, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pagyartfunsad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pagyartfunsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink trousers.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.