Dussbommad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, annoying deer.

Dussbommad created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussbommad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dussbommad, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dussbommad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dussbommad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Put Dussbommad first in all things.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.