Midgamlistcun is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud snake.

Midgamlistcun created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Midgamlistcun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Midgamlistcun, it will turn you into a mole.

Midgamlistcun's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Midgamlistcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.