Hogmabbat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful dingo.

Hogmabbat created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Hogmabbat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hogmabbat, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hogmabbat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hogmabbat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Put Hogmabbat first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hogmabbat.

5. Never play with disobedient children.