Ingcathit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fast dolphin.

Ingcathit created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ingcathit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingcathit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ingcathit's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ingcathit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight doves approach from the west.

2. Never wear orange jumpers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.