Bopcebsag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish camel.

Bopcebsag created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopcebsag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bopcebsag, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bopcebsag's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bopcebsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bopcebsag.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never sing in the presence of doves.