Vinrengupgof is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered rhinoceros.

Vinrengupgof created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinrengupgof, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vinrengupgof, he will destroy your home planet.

Vinrengupgof's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Vinrengupgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not hurt birds.

3. Run away from pink shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Never wear cyan corsets.