Botmilgebvad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing jaguar.

Botmilgebvad created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botmilgebvad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Botmilgebvad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Botmilgebvad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Botmilgebvad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Botmilgebvad.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not make images of living things.