Safstragarnfun is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful swan.

Safstragarnfun created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Safstragarnfun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Safstragarnfun, it will be very unhappy.

Safstragarnfun's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Safstragarnfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never eat green fruit.