Abstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless wolf.

Abstrag created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Abstrag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Abstrag, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Abstrag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Abstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Abstrag loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Abstrag on top of important buildings.

5. Hide if five dolphins approach from the south.