Bagkabsanyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful shrew.

Bagkabsanyatt created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagkabsanyatt, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bagkabsanyatt, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bagkabsanyatt's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bagkabsanyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never paint your neck red.

5. Do not kill monkeys.