Jinfotnib is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, dishonourable armadillo.

Jinfotnib created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinfotnib, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jinfotnib, it will make you grow a tail.

Jinfotnib's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Jinfotnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face yellow.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.