Hungutcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, capable eagle.

Hungutcuss created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hungutcuss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hungutcuss, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hungutcuss' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hungutcuss' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hungutcuss.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.