Monkapflap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, caring bear.

Monkapflap created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Monkapflap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Monkapflap, he will not invite you to parties.

Monkapflap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Monkapflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not covet oxen.