Kanhabgof is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate jellyfish.

Kanhabgof created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanhabgof, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kanhabgof, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kanhabgof's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Kanhabgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Erect six gold sculptures of Kanhabgof on top of important buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kanhabgof.

5. Pray towards the west.