Orttarsab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy fox.

Orttarsab created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Orttarsab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Orttarsab, she will be very sad.

Orttarsab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Orttarsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never paint your feet indigo.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Orttarsab on top of important buildings.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.