Siggadteen is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring pig.

Siggadteen created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Siggadteen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Siggadteen, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Siggadteen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Siggadteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Respect your elders.