Yakingdotteenvonkkamkem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, effective naga.

Yakingdotteenvonkkamkem created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Yakingdotteenvonkkamkem, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakingdotteenvonkkamkem, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Yakingdotteenvonkkamkem's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yakingdotteenvonkkamkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not take Yakingdotteenvonkkamkem's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Always obey Yakingdotteenvonkkamkem's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.