Stikvidgof is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humane raven.

Stikvidgof created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikvidgof, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stikvidgof, he will turn you into a mole.

Stikvidgof's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Stikvidgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Stikvidgof on top of all buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Run away from violet sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.