Venfidsig Jathuglip is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, strong manatee.

Venfidsig Jathuglip created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venfidsig Jathuglip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Venfidsig Jathuglip, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Venfidsig Jathuglip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Venfidsig Jathuglip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Never paint your back mauve.

5. Do not commit murder.