Kamstipwee is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless cat.

Kamstipwee created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamstipwee, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kamstipwee, it will make you grow a tail.

Kamstipwee's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kamstipwee's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kamstipwee first in all things.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.