Sadmegrill is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, benevolent hydra.

Sadmegrill created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadmegrill, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sadmegrill, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Sadmegrill's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sadmegrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.