Ranboghon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless penguin.

Ranboghon created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranboghon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ranboghon, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Ranboghon's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ranboghon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ranboghon.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.