Gunsatnull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent penguin.

Gunsatnull created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gunsatnull, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gunsatnull, he will turn you into a tree.

Gunsatnull's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gunsatnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gunsatnull's priests.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Gunsatnull on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never pour water over plants.