Stipgessven is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, kind snail.

Stipgessven created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipgessven, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stipgessven, he will torture you forever.

Stipgessven's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Stipgessven's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Run away from cyan cats, for they are unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about nebulae.