Dinkomrothotfumdin is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, ruthless troll.

Dinkomrothotfumdin created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinkomrothotfumdin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dinkomrothotfumdin, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dinkomrothotfumdin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dinkomrothotfumdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never bounce in the presence of gulls.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dinkomrothotfumdin.

5. Run away if seven cats approach from the west.