Quagcaptarg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, effective gnu.

Quagcaptarg created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagcaptarg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quagcaptarg, it will come to you in dreams.

Quagcaptarg's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Quagcaptarg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silver sculptures of Quagcaptarg on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear yellow skirts.

3. Feed all hungry capybaras.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.