Nilgodnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic shrew.

Nilgodnurl created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilgodnurl, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nilgodnurl, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nilgodnurl's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nilgodnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue coats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nilgodnurl.