Hubyarpdun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, happy butterfly.

Hubyarpdun created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubyarpdun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hubyarpdun, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hubyarpdun's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hubyarpdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Hubyarpdun on top of all buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.