Miggumfem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, loving giraffe.

Miggumfem created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Miggumfem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Miggumfem, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Miggumfem's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Miggumfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Miggumfem.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always take life seriously.