Labwonlun is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-assured dingo.

Labwonlun created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labwonlun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Labwonlun, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Labwonlun's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Labwonlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never run in holy places.