Yattzedbop is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, astonishing hamster.

Yattzedbop created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattzedbop, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yattzedbop, she will laugh at you.

Yattzedbop's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Yattzedbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Do not take Yattzedbop's name in vain.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Never laugh in the presence of aardvarks.