Badnabhan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, irritating chicken.

Badnabhan created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badnabhan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Badnabhan, she will turn you into a goat.

Badnabhan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Badnabhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.