Wipquamlop is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tranquil bear.

Wipquamlop created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipquamlop, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wipquamlop, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Wipquamlop's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Wipquamlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Retreat if seven pigs approach from the east.

3. Wipquamlop loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide if eight dogs approach from the west.