Garvedrot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, wise naga.

Garvedrot created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garvedrot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Garvedrot, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Garvedrot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Garvedrot's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Garvedrot.

2. Hide if nine snakes approach from the east.

3. Hide from turquoise turtles for they are unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.