Konnellcamflis Bassarnsin Dubfenvad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, prudent fox.

Konnellcamflis Bassarnsin Dubfenvad created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Konnellcamflis Bassarnsin Dubfenvad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Konnellcamflis Bassarnsin Dubfenvad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Konnellcamflis Bassarnsin Dubfenvad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Konnellcamflis Bassarnsin Dubfenvad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never wear cyan shoes.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.