Kamwadciss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able dragon.

Kamwadciss created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Kamwadciss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kamwadciss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Kamwadciss' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Kamwadciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Kamwadciss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Erect six lead sculptures of Kamwadciss on top of important buildings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.