Taggumkap is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, proud eagle.

Taggumkap created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Taggumkap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Taggumkap, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Taggumkap's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Taggumkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Run away from green ducks, for they are unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always obey Taggumkap's priests.