Cemcebvid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, narcissistic frog.

Cemcebvid created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemcebvid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cemcebvid, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cemcebvid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cemcebvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cemcebvid.