Largtonkfot is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, competent centaur.

Largtonkfot created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largtonkfot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Largtonkfot, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Largtonkfot's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Largtonkfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.