Gigyonbig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid jellyfish.

Gigyonbig created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Gigyonbig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gigyonbig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gigyonbig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gigyonbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Gigyonbig on top of important buildings.