Bitgodpark is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, merciless donkey.

Bitgodpark created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitgodpark, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bitgodpark, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bitgodpark's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bitgodpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Always wear pink.