Pibhot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonourable dog.

Pibhot created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibhot, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pibhot, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pibhot's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Pibhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pibhot's name in vain.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never paint your legs mauve.