Flabfasnib is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, omniscient chicken.

Flabfasnib created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabfasnib, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flabfasnib, he will manifest in front of you.

Flabfasnib's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flabfasnib's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Put Flabfasnib first in all things.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.