Stikflatrigyogbaddissvolfum is a god.

She takes the form of a small, proud aardvark.

Stikflatrigyogbaddissvolfum created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikflatrigyogbaddissvolfum, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stikflatrigyogbaddissvolfum, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stikflatrigyogbaddissvolfum's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Stikflatrigyogbaddissvolfum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide from gray geese for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Always help sick birds.