Hotbotyarlpog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unfair bird.

Hotbotyarlpog created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotbotyarlpog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hotbotyarlpog, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hotbotyarlpog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hotbotyarlpog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not shave your head.